Me flirting: “So what song is your favorite to listen to while lying on the floor feeling dead inside?”
i am confident, even if it makes no sense
i will say i love you back to the love that i am given
because The Front Bottoms, that’s why
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
log out of tumblr right now.
Hey, my friends and I recorded a joke Christmas song. It’s either really amazing from a comedy perspective or kind of sort of good/dumb from a musical perspective. Or maybe it’s none of the above. It really depends. Anyway, listen to it. Also, check out the Christmas compilation were on here.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:
- another smaller purse
- an aging picture of ringo starr
- a six pack of heineken
- the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
- the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
- a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods